Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML
by leahrb / 02/24/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
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Did he say yes?
#2 - On 02/25/2016 at 2:34am by tzemmy
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I hope you bf laughed his butt off, that's hilarious!
#5 - On 02/25/2016 at 2:36am by tittyboomboom
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