Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over a dog toy. Instead of telling the doctors what happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML

by kinkyapparently / 10/22/2015 at 10:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • You should've said. "Yeah, and if you think the toe is bad, you should see his penis."

    The quickest way to hurt a man is to hurt his penis, figuratively or literally.

    #6 - On 10/22/2015 at 7:45pm by MrSassypants

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  • I probably would've just said, "If it was sex related, you weren't with me. I did see you trip over the dog toy, however."

    It's funny what people say in weird situations. Maybe he was just nervous or felt stupid for tripping over a dog toy?

    #3 - On 10/22/2015 at 7:43pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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