Guy
O Fallon, United States
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
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ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Jenni
Noooo, not him
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
hesgonnahateme
Benton, United States
Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. FML
Anonymous
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Stephie2009
United States
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Fucked.
Oh nooooo
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
Blank
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Tripping
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Austin
United States
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Top comments
mareike 16
The world is just too small.
Miss_Chevious 37
Well, at least he can't fire you from being your mom's son.
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Comments (44)
thawny_fml 21
"Well you may have laid me off but I laid your daughter so I guess were even"
elektra2 16
What? His mom married the boss; OP didn't marry the boss' daughter.
HarshD9619 34
I think you've gotten father-in-law and step father mixed up #1
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
It's more like, "I just fired you. Now I'm ******* your mom."
thawny_fml 21
I guess it really pays not to comment immediately after waking up. Oh well.
hantu69 22
wow awkward
Kieranr10 23
Jut say that his daughter is better than his job.
tranced_ 45
you're the guy who laughs at jokes after everyone's gone. .
Kieranr10 23
Least i have friends that can tell me jokes.
elektra2 16
You can now ask him to hire you again?
Blurts 9
Well I guess you can get your job back now
mareike 16
The world is just too small.
vikky538 28
Too small to suffocate peoples lives
ColorOfSoul 19
He is a smart man, you can't work with family, which is probably why you were fired.
sweetbliss3 37
Dick: that sounds even better to call him.
itwasntme14 19
What did he fire you for? If it wasn't anything really serious you should ask for your job back. But no matter why he fired you as your step dad he should be mentoring you and helping you get a new job. Good luck with your new family situation!
Miss_Chevious 37
Well, at least he can't fire you from being your mom's son.
extrasnipes 22
Hopefully...
pockleboy 7
Son we're disowning you