Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

by FishFlingingMonkey / 08/21/2015 at 11:55pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous

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  • But why wouldn't you just toss it down onto the floor near your dog?

    #1 - On 08/22/2015 at 2:09pm by Despereaux

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  • Hopefully your mother understands! Wish you luck, cause we all know how scary mothers can be at times.

    #10 - On 08/22/2015 at 2:17pm by IchigoDeathGod

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