Miscellaneous: Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable...

By hbt51 - 17/08/2015 19:56 - United States - Blue Ridge

Today, while out jogging, I was suddenly hit with unbelievable gastric distress. I wasn't wearing brown pants when I set out on that jog, but I sure was when I made it back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 13:48 - Canada - Bolton

Today, I went for a jog. I was 5 km away from home when I had a sudden urge to poop. I didn't want to use the bushes, so I thought I could hold it in. I was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML

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Hear this?

By soundslikeadumbcommentersituation - 11/07/2014 20:34 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML

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Raincheck?

By jib - 09/04/2022 07:00 - United States - Kilgore

Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML

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Pushing the envelope

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML

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By teapotrevolt - 02/03/2015 20:40 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

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Poot

By dumblonde76 - 14/09/2021 07:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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Running

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 00:19 - United States - Farmingdale

Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the Chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML

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cheezter 15

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:26

Never ever ever tell anyone about this

MyNameIsLaughter 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:30

I hate it when this happens! I try to drink a good amount of water and do jumping jacks, and small exercises to warm up before my runs to make sure nothing is gonna get loose on the run. Hope the next run is better OP

Comments

Matheo_fml 21

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:24

If nobody saw it it never happened... Make sure you find out why it did!

alexanderavatar 24

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:10

deadpool is ashamed of her

cheezter 15

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:26

Never ever ever tell anyone about this

KayDee29 31

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:29

It's a bit late for that one.

Murilirum 23

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:58

So far, not so good

tantanpanda 26

Tuesday 18 August 2015 8:30

At least it's anonymous (as in we don't know who he is in real life).

larrena2377 26

Tuesday 18 August 2015 12:11

19, that's what anonymous means.

johnrdz3 24

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:34

Awwww shit

johnny29 14

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:27

i'm so sorry op. maybe next time check more carefully what you eat and find out what caused it.

opiate_ape 10

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:29

hahaha sorry but that's terribly funny. FYL OP.

MyNameIsLaughter 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:30

Anthonymm2 20

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:33

You should probably throw those pants out.

Arcanel 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:34

Bro that is some shit ! Pardon the pun. I hope no one or a very mininum amount of people saw. Don't beat yourself up too much over it sometimes shit like that just happens. Again, pardon the pun. You genuinely got sick in the middle of a jog, one time i threw up on someone's lawn while they were in the middle of grooming it, don't sweat it man.

MaeJae110814 18

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:35

Looks like you've had a shitty day.

thaqueen_fml 15

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:45

Sometimes shit literally happens.

PsychicBulwark 4

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:58

"I shit myself. But I was jogging so it makes sense." You're gross and YDI. You can stop jogging, you know. Then find a bathroom or squat in the woods.

jansdrs 19

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:25

*facepalm*

bandaidstations 28

Tuesday 18 August 2015 19:48

Yeah because OP was just jogging along and thought, "I have to take a poo. You know what **** it, I'll just shit my pants and keep on truckin'" Ever think maybe it just happened without much warning and they couldn't stop it? Even if they tried to drop pants behind a bush they may have been noticed and arrested for indecency.