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Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46961) - you deserved it (2073)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by verycre8tive (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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Well, it shows how much he loves you, yeah?

#2 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:06am by kscott88

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Your dad wanted you
Thats the brightside

#13 - On 05/21/2009 at 10:31am by cashmuhlah23

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