He had a concern for an open window that he shouldn't have fell for!

Has anybody actually tripped over a banana peel in real life? Serious question.

#15 oh yeah, thrice.

@15 those things slide like magic, I've done it at school thinking I wouldn't actually slip haha

I have never seen it but I did watch someone slip on a Roma tomato. He was really tall and it took him forever to fall. My instant laughing was uncontrollable, thankfully he thought it was funny. Thank God for cameras in the kitchen, everyone watched that video.

15, once, in class, my Spanish teacher threw a banana peel on the ground and had himself and then a volunteer walk on it to see if they're actually slippery. ... And, yes, they are.

Thats probably the worst advice I have ever heard.

I heard you can also drown your sorrows in vodka.

You could've at least suggested smoking pot. That would be much more preferable.

your** brother, your!! Except English isn't your first language, get your shit together.

*Unless, not except .. maybe you should get your shit together before being a grammar Nazi

Normally I'd beat myself up over this grammatical error, but I'll forgive myself because of two things: it was Monday morning, and you seem to be beating yourself up plenty. So "except" I do this again today, I won't be upset.

are you trying to justify stupidity by stating it's another day of the week? *you're* pathetic

Except: preposition 1. with the exclusion of; excluding; save; but: They were all there except me. If you didn't already, you should feel really stupid.

You're (intentionally done) lives must be so fun.

And the correct form would have been "excepting". Feel stupid already?

I'm going to go with yes considering OP himself fell through...

At first I thought this was a misspelling, but then I realized it's a glass pun . . . bravo

Not sure why you were confused, I thought it was quite... clear.