Health, Injury and Ironic: Quick exit

Quick exit

By meeeee! - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Wilmington

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

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haileyrows 26

Monday 2 March 2015 18:10

Looks like your plan fell through

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 2 March 2015 18:17

Sounds pane-ful

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vikky538 28

Monday 2 March 2015 19:10

windows sucks...

karategirl99 8

Monday 2 March 2015 19:16

I know what you mean... that happened by me too.

DewIchigo 17

Monday 2 March 2015 19:22

I'm guessing you're okay since you posted the FML? XD take care ~

angryo5trich 13

Monday 2 March 2015 19:25

This is what happens when people try to do nice things

laughingtoohard 14

Monday 2 March 2015 19:28

How high was it?

BBlah 26

Monday 2 March 2015 19:33

I've never seen so many down voted comments for an FML hahaha Sorry though, OP, I hope you have a quick recovery!

KingBobtheThird 16

Monday 2 March 2015 19:42

Oh, the irony :D

aubamas 20

Monday 2 March 2015 19:52

were you drunk?

Mangoesweg 13

Monday 2 March 2015 19:57

Are you okay??

ekim300 26

Monday 2 March 2015 20:51

No good deed goes unpunished.

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Today, I told my man that, in order to get me ready for sex within a minute whenever he wants, he only needs to relearn how to go down on me, which he used to do splendidly but has somehow forgotten. He apparently considers this too much effort and will rather keep groping me unsuccessfully. FML

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Today, I handed in my resignation letter after over three and a half years working at the company. My manager is angry with me, since we returned from an overseas business trip yesterday, and why didn't I inform her before the trip. She now wants me to pay all costs of trip before leaving the job. FML

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Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

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Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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Today, my autistic dad asked while I was in the middle of giving birth if I could be quieter and to hurry up because he was four hours late for work. When I yelled at him, he faked one of his meltdowns so mom had to leave me to deal with him, even though it’s SUPER obvious when he’s faking. God I hate his guts. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML

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Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML

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