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Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39075) - you deserved it (6001)

On 05/21/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by GrahamCracker (man) - United States (Georgia)

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