Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 11:05am / United States / Miscellaneous
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Well, he thought you were there for a 6 inch!
#1 - On 02/08/2015 at 6:20pm by drbobbz
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That's fucked up on so many levels.
#5 - On 02/08/2015 at 6:20pm by JustBecausePie
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