Today, my parents continue comparing me to my "perfect" friend. He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times. I'm passing school with flying colors and have never been in any trouble with the law. Apparently I should be more like him. FML

by John Doe / 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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  • Your parents have a very unique definition of "perfect". Keep doing what you're doing OP.

    #1 - On 01/29/2015 at 6:29pm by unidentifieduser

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  • My parents do this all the time. They compare to kids who are twice as bad as me

    #2 - On 01/29/2015 at 6:31pm by feven

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