Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

by runsinthefamily / 10/04/2014 at 12:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

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  • thank god you broke up with her though, imagine having him as a father in law!

    #3 - On 10/04/2014 at 6:13pm by hannahgreely

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  • If you don't actually own a gun and can prove it(i.e Allowing the police to search your possessions), threaten to file misconduct and also report the false call.

    #5 - On 10/04/2014 at 6:14pm by Demixie

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