There's a thing called stairs

(assuming so from OPs workplace) it's gross to sweat, especially in a suit or formal clothing

you do realize it's not their workplace right?

#23, Do you realise how much energy it takes to walk up and down 12 flights of stairs?

install a slide, there goes half the problem

as much as I agree with #51, I don't think that will be the best course of action

you mean you live in fear OP

Yes, the correct wording would be go* or is* but who really gives a damn?

Maybe she is from a foreign country and is learning to read and wrote In English

I normally did stairs to Bard's Song - Van Canto

maxim???!??! 0...0 is that you??? xD

#19 That can be used 2 :) #20 lol yeah, small world xD

Or Darude-sandstorm

Until they fine and/or arrest him for abuse of 911...great idea

The internet has no place for people who can't take a joke sir.

Unfortunately, people are dumb enough to do it like drinking water out of a vodka public or throwing bread at strangers at a club because duck face, getting high/drunk underage and wanting sympathy when they get rejected or possibly arrested.. There is no shortage of stupid.

Love the "we're going to die 'again'"

or even a fire pole.

Or just build a big slide and leave your apartment in style.