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Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33341) - you deserved it (12810)

On 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm - misc - by akieferr - United States

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That's a bloody shame, mate

#2 - On 09/03/2014 at 8:25am by LouisvilleLuke

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Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.

#1 - On 09/03/2014 at 8:25am by SkittlesGoRawr

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