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Today, the security at the airport were nice enough to remind me to take the laptop out of my bag. I wish they'd also reminded me to put it back in before I left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39824) - you deserved it (12766)

On 09/02/2014 at 3:48pm - misc - by A continent away (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

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I'm sorry, but that's your responsibility. Don't blame other for your carelessness.

#3 - On 09/02/2014 at 5:44pm by cassiecassie559

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They can only do so much.

#2 - On 09/02/2014 at 5:44pm by 2ndSucks

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