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Man or woman?

Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35077) - you deserved it (2828)

On 08/25/2014 at 4:14pm - misc - by fanaticalfuckspawn (woman) - United States (California)

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Your mom definitely needs the yoga more than you do OP!

#1 - On 08/25/2014 at 10:59pm by myoukei

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Okay, your mom sounds like a fucking crazy person.

#2 - On 08/25/2014 at 10:59pm by RavesAndWrists

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