Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • Happy birthday!

    #2 - On 08/23/2014 at 6:35am by tony1891

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  • Even if they hadn't been around, what the hell is wrong with you and your word choices? Unless her daughter is literally a prostitute, there's no excuse for calling her a whore. Calling her son annoying as fuck and saying that you HATE her is pretty damn low as well. They're obviously nice enough to try and throw you a surprise party, and what were you expecting your dad to do anyway? Say: "Oh, my son doesn't like her, better dump the bitch!"?

    #10 - On 08/23/2014 at 7:07am by askullnamedbilly

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