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Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I want to buy your dad a drink.

#6 - On 08/22/2014 at 11:24pm by Dave_Davington

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And then you take a selfie of you with him in the background, setting you on fire. All about that #selfie

#3 - On 08/22/2014 at 11:24pm by myeverydaymylife

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