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Today, I was waiting at a stop light in the left turn lane, when a homeless guy on the sidewalk walked up to my car with a, "Bet you can't hit me with a quarter" sign. The lady on my right decided to throw a quarter at him, but it missed and hit my windshield. She yelled, "Oh fuck!" and drove away. FML

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If you are sadistic enough OP, you could find the lady and have her drawn and quartered.

#2 - On 08/19/2014 at 3:12am by sarkaar

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By the sounds of it, it seems like she damaged your windshield. I hope that's not the case though. But I have to admit that is a clever sign, I now know what to do if I ever become homeless.

#3 - On 08/19/2014 at 3:13am by Ramanella

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