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Well you could do the hymen maneuver... But I'd try saving them first.
I feel that would make a good pickup line...
"Hey baby, I'm trained in CPR. Want me to show you the hymen maneuver?"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014