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Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML

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On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

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Well you could do the hymen maneuver... But I'd try saving them first.

#1 - On 08/18/2014 at 4:39pm by morondon000

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I feel that would make a good pickup line...

"Hey baby, I'm trained in CPR. Want me to show you the hymen maneuver?"

#3 - On 08/18/2014 at 4:43pm by jamie_elocin

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