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Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the Heimlich maneuver, only for her to throw up all over the table and stagger out of the place. I stood there as the waiter asked if I wanted to split the bill. FML

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you at least tried. Probably saved her life too

#1 - On 08/15/2014 at 6:02am by tony1891

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Fuck her life for choking and vomiting in public...

#3 - On 08/15/2014 at 6:05am by allie2590

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