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Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35307) - you deserved it (2969)

On 08/11/2014 at 11:02am - misc - by welptimetoburntheplacedown (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Sneezing is really rude though dude.

#1 - On 08/11/2014 at 4:05pm by Nilorak

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Fap and sneeze at the same time. Show her who's boss.

#5 - On 08/11/2014 at 4:06pm by ShadowlessSpear

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