Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

by I already have one, thanks / 08/09/2014 at 1:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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  • Did his girlfriend dump him for being gay? A man tearing another mans asshole sounds a bit strange.

    #2 - On 08/09/2014 at 10:40am by Dre27

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  • Just tell him the guy behind you said it.

    #4 - On 08/09/2014 at 10:44am by RenoTheRhino

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