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Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML
Did his girlfriend dump him for being gay? A man tearing another mans asshole sounds a bit strange.
Just tell him the guy behind you said it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016