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Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39809) - you deserved it (3083)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by ms98 - Australia (South Australia)

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I hear a lawsuit in the near future

#2 - On 08/05/2014 at 6:17am by trey600rr

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"by the way, the floor is wet"

#10 - On 08/05/2014 at 6:31am by ooft

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