By porkabye - 02/08/2014 23:44 - United States - Duluth

Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML
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gracehi 31

"No, sir, it's you who stinks of booze." I wonder how that went down.

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Welshite 39

Ask him you could borrow his beer goggles since he must have the latest generation. You know, the ones that affect your sense of smell.

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gracehi 31

"No, sir, it's you who stinks of booze." I wonder how that went down.

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cryssycakesx3 22

everything's "ironic" these days...

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Its like raaaaaaain on your festival Its like a drug teest tesst that you'll always fail

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avertree 8

Yeah, sorry OP, that was pretty irresponsible of him.

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A7XCamaro 19

You tried so hard to get number one, but you failed.

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Welshite 39

Ask him you could borrow his beer goggles since he must have the latest generation. You know, the ones that affect your sense of smell.

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Enslaved 36

It is said that vodka is the best liquor to drink to avoid alcohol breath. Experiment time?

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jagma_fml 14

Heard that too.. i had a buddy who would drink milk and vodka every morning, but the thought makes my stomach churn!

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LennyComa 39

A white russion fir breakfast. The Big Lowbowski would be so proud

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ostfaiz 18

Cops with a twist! bad experience Op... hope you enjoy later (Y)

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Flaming_Pandas 15

Well that stinks. *slaps knee* Sorry, OP! I hope you reported him to the company from which he was rented.

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