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Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35642) - you deserved it (2550)

On 08/02/2014 at 7:44pm - misc - by porkabye (man) - United States (Georgia)

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"No, sir, it's you who stinks of booze."

I wonder how that went down.

#1 - On 08/03/2014 at 10:11am by gracehi

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Ask him you could borrow his beer goggles since he must have the latest generation. You know, the ones that affect your sense of smell.

#5 - On 08/03/2014 at 10:19am by Welshite

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