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Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42650) - you deserved it (4382)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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It's always the innocent looking ones...

#3 - On 07/31/2014 at 12:26pm by jenjen2633

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It always makes me sad when a person's entertainment is at the expense of someone else. It happens all the time

#6 - On 07/31/2014 at 12:28pm by TheKingKen

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