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Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML

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On 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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How cute. I love spiders!


Seriously though. Don't be too worried. The spiderlings will mostly out-compete one another for food and even eat each other in the process until there are only some left. Also, in their current size, they can't do a damned thing to you even if they were a toxic species, which is highly unlikely anyways.

#1 - On 07/11/2014 at 5:15pm by asnakelovinbabe

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After it being in storage, for who knows how long, cleaning it first didn't seem like the proper step?

#3 - On 07/11/2014 at 5:17pm by Flowtastic

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