Today, I collected a package from a handsome UPS guy. We exchanged smiles, and he even noticeably checked me out. I was feeling really confident for the first time in a while. Then I went inside and saw that I had two huge breastmilk spots on my chest. FML

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  • OP here! Stoked that this got published!
    A couple of things...
    This actually happened last year. I had just had my daughter a couple months prior. For those of you who have never had children, it takes awhile to be comfortable with your body after being pregnant and giving birth to baby. Also, for those of you wondering, I am actually a married woman. Married women can still find someone attractive without wanting to get in their pants. I was mostly just flattered that someone was actually taking notice in me after feeling so huge and unattractive for the past year.
    Thank you so much for the positive comments!! A lot of you made me smile and laugh!

    #28 - On 06/14/2014 at 2:52pm by BBeffedmylife

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  • Haha maybe he's into great moms! No worries, if he still checked you out with stains just image you without them next time!

    #2 - On 06/14/2014 at 2:20pm by 746278Ab

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