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Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (4760)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

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Was that the plot of the porno?

#1 - On 05/30/2014 at 6:32pm by Redoxx

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With how much they scream and grunt ..it's the same shit

#5 - On 05/30/2014 at 6:35pm by jojimugo

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