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Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (26893)

On 05/20/2014 at 8:53pm - misc - by My__life___ (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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What in the world made you think it was a good idea to stick your finger in there?? Especially if you don't know how those things work...?

#3 - On 05/21/2014 at 4:48am by meli1195

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couldn't you just feel if there's heat coming out..? YDI man

#4 - On 05/21/2014 at 4:49am by PinkkyPek

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