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Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45652) - you deserved it (8905)

On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States

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your username, wtf?
that aside, try returning the favour and frame her for something?

#1 - On 05/20/2014 at 7:35pm by ireply_wlyrics

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To be fair, selfies are obnoxious.

#7 - On 05/20/2014 at 7:37pm by ZorroRooster

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