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Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52657) - you deserved it (4120)

On 05/18/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by lemongrab (woman) - Canada

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Just be like " imma be back in a minute to fix it" and just leave with it. It's a win- win.

#2 - On 05/18/2014 at 1:13pm by Latino_Nino

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She must have a problem with her memory. RAM it back in her face.

#4 - On 05/18/2014 at 1:13pm by Quackadoodledoo

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