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Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41750) - you deserved it (6774)

On 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by her mom raised her (man) - Mexico

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Hey, why bother to include the middleman anymore, right?

#1 - On 05/17/2014 at 8:11pm by SundayNightSix

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umm I have a good question why in the world would you flush a hamburger down the toilet??

#3 - On 05/17/2014 at 8:13pm by lizard365

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