Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

by pissed off / 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • All you had to do was tell it to piss off!
    But no, you had to do it the hard way.
    You cocked up and now urine trouble.

    #8 - On 05/17/2014 at 6:29am by False_Stupidity

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  • Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op

    #4 - On 05/17/2014 at 6:17am by maryiah

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