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Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

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On 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United States (California)

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All you had to do was tell it to piss off!
But no, you had to do it the hard way.
You cocked up and now urine trouble.

#8 - On 05/17/2014 at 6:29am by False_Stupidity

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Hopefully this happened at home, not in a public restroom.. Sorry op

#4 - On 05/17/2014 at 6:17am by maryiah

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