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Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39607) - you deserved it (4095)

On 05/10/2014 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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He's probably just covering up his own actions in hope you won't follow in his lead

#1 - On 05/10/2014 at 7:08pm by SharnaaaBanana

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Dads - the asshats of the adult world. I guess we still love them... Sometimes.

#2 - On 05/10/2014 at 7:09pm by thrifting

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