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Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42974) - you deserved it (4567)

On 04/29/2014 at 3:13pm - misc - by have it your way - United States (New York)

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#2 - On 04/29/2014 at 6:07pm by Puffytruffles

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Lmao,moms tend to sometimes hate their sons girlfriend,so don't worry,fyl.

#3 - On 04/29/2014 at 6:07pm by Sp1k3FML

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