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Today, while at a restaurant with my husband for our 4-year anniversary, he kept behaving strangely, breathing deeply and eventually sighing happily. I thought the wine had just gone to his head. Nope; he proudly admitted later that he'd jerked off without anyone noticing, even me. FML

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On 04/29/2014 at 2:48pm - misc - by god (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

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At least you didn't find out he was cheating on you.

#1 - On 04/29/2014 at 6:07pm by PossiblyInDanger

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At least he kept a good grip on the situation.

#2 - On 04/29/2014 at 6:08pm by niallo

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