Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
by failureatlife / 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
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Damn salads these days trying to kill people
#2 - On 04/27/2014 at 8:17pm by WhatsOpTic
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