Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5692)
On 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by failureatlife - United States (Louisiana)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my teenage daughter tried to convince me that the UK is a part of Canada. After I…
Venus also deserved itToday, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song…
Damn salads these days trying to kill people
#2 - On 04/27/2014 at 8:17pm by WhatsOpTic
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+147 | 11
Icebergs can be very dangerous.
#5 - On 04/27/2014 at 8:20pm by Quackadoodledoo
+97 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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