By failureatlife - 27/04/2014 19:16 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, after beating myself up for being useless and not being able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML
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WhatsOpTic 11

Damn salads these days trying to kill people

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DQueen1726 9

Stop being so negative.. It could kill you

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tehdarkness 21

That's the universe scolding you for having those idiotic thoughts.

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TechnoKitten 17

That's ..unlettucing. Haha get it?

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Bigsil69 3

Well you don't make friends with salad ...

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buttcramp 21

OP everyone is good at something! You will figure out your natural talent eventually and you'll excel :) I believe in you!

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sandman2118 10

Even eating healthy can kill you

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1947Chevy 17

You got the lettuce out in time dude not you? That has to count for something

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garebear61 14

Rough day.It happens.to the best of us. So my advice is to start tomorrow off with something easy, relaxing, and maybe go out a little dressed up so you feel confident.

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