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Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15156) - you deserved it (69424)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:54pm - misc - by Sweeney (man) - United States (Illinois)

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all i have to say is that it annoys me to no end when people call it an itouch. no. it is an ipod touch.

#17 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:39pm by sunrises

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im sorry but that is so your fault! even though ive done it before..:(
it sucks.

#2 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:20pm by sarahlee123

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