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I decidd to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returnd to the locker room , the locker I usd was opend with looool all mah stuff , including mah iTouch , cell phone , and mah wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells u yur combo on mah new lock. FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 1:54pm - misc - by Sweeney (man) - United States (Illinois)

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all i have to say is that it annoys me to no end when people call it an itouch. no. it is an ipod touch.

#17 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:39pm by sunrises

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im sorry but that is so your fault! even though ive done it before..:(
it sucks.

#2 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:20pm by sarahlee123

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