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Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14323) - you deserved it (67371)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:54pm - misc - by Sweeney (man) - United States (Illinois)

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im sorry but that is so your fault! even though ive done it before..:(
it sucks.

#2 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:20pm by sarahlee123

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YDI for being stupid!! the first thing you do is removing that fucking sticker!

#3 - On 05/20/2009 at 5:20pm by Poison93

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