Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

by Fatass / 04/18/2014 at 1:37am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

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  • Why lie OP? If I was that cashier I wouldn't judge you; I'd be jealous you are buying all that candy. Got anything sour??? Share the wealth!

    #1 - On 04/18/2014 at 12:11pm by BubbleGrunge

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  • They know that that is what you are doing with all that candy... You aren't fooling anyone

    #2 - On 04/18/2014 at 12:11pm by dimerneckel

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