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Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
You were chewing gum with numb lips? Really?? You should do what I do after getting lidocaine injected in my mouth -
Mumble incoherently and drool like an idiot.
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Monday 1 September 2014