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Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML


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On 04/14/2014 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

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You were chewing gum with numb lips? Really?? You should do what I do after getting lidocaine injected in my mouth -

Mumble incoherently and drool like an idiot.

#3 - On 04/14/2014 at 9:37am by DocBastard

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Well at least you'll never see her again..

#1 - On 04/14/2014 at 9:36am by antonia789

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