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Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33830) - you deserved it (5223)

On 04/11/2014 at 10:51am - misc - by Gomer (man) - United States (New York)

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Drop and give me 20, maggot!

#1 - On 04/11/2014 at 7:53pm by clrichmond2009

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Now you have a new respect for your grandpa and those who serve(d) in the military.

#2 - On 04/11/2014 at 7:55pm by LostInTheZone11

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