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Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my "vegan" housemate eating a turkey sandwich. This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do after he noticed me was drop the sandwich and claim he'd been sleepwalking. FML

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On 04/04/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by fuck you with a bacon cock (man) - United Kingdom (Moray)

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Nothing to see here folks! Nothing to see...

#1 - On 04/04/2014 at 10:56pm by asapp78

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Never got how people are vegan... I mean you're getting rid of bacon!

#4 - On 04/04/2014 at 10:59pm by Le_Doctor

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