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Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML


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On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

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I get more texts from my mom than anyone else...

#1 - On 03/20/2014 at 2:27pm by deepunder

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Don't feel bad. That's more texts than I usually get!

#3 - On 03/20/2014 at 2:28pm by DrHail

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