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Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40340) - you deserved it (3653)

On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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There might be a gun in the top, with a mysterious caller/murderer dictating your every movement.

I use movies as real-life examples too.

#1 - On 03/14/2014 at 12:12pm by Welshite

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It's now illegal if you make a call that is not on an iPhone

#7 - On 03/14/2014 at 12:15pm by WizzleMan17

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