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Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28955) - you deserved it (11199)

On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

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I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

#9 - On 03/14/2014 at 3:31am by PenguinBitch

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Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

#5 - On 03/14/2014 at 3:28am by curt194

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