Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34370) - you deserved it (8328)
On 03/07/2014 at 10:41am - misc - by scaredypants123 - United States
xtinasky1's life also sucksToday, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue…
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Don't worry, OP. We're all still kids at heart.
#1 - On 03/07/2014 at 11:55am by nick347b
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I guess your manhood was... terminated.
#3 - On 03/07/2014 at 11:57am by AH1Zviper
+67 | 15
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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