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Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (3395)

On 03/04/2014 at 7:25am - misc - by Staying Home Today (man) - United States (Maryland)

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To thaw the locking mechanism you can use a torch to heat up your key and then put that in the lock

#2 - On 03/04/2014 at 10:46am by arrowhead790

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Sometimes it just pays to stay inside and drink hot chocolate!

#8 - On 03/04/2014 at 10:51am by Michael903

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