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Today, I threw an eraser at my brother to get his attention because he couldn't hear me over his music. Being in a bad mood, he thought I was trying to aggravate his bad mood and responded by throwing a small desk cactus back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39194) - you deserved it (13820)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

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Someones a bit prickly today.

#2 - On 02/25/2014 at 12:23pm by Soulsbane96

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Well, that escalated quickly!

#1 - On 02/25/2014 at 12:22pm by MooseKnuckle5150

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